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latest episode #23: "WELCOME BACK YOSZ"
plus SIX NEW SKITS/OUTTAKES
plus SIX NEW SKITS/OUTTAKES
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INTRODUCTION
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When the government eliminates all regulations restricting corporations, big record companies patent all the rhythms and the independent music industry is destroyed overnight, forcing formerly successful musician Tony Ezzy to get a full time job for the first time in his adult life.
He is *not* adjusting well to life in a free-market paradise. Neither is anyone else. |
ADVERTOUCH SKITS
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DAILY DAVIS
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WATER COOLER MOMENTS
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HAPPY PILLS
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TONY AT HOME SKITS
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ADVERTISING ERA
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DECOMPRESSING
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CORPORATE RADIO
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MUSIC: "Sweet Tooth" by the Low Budgets
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ADVERTOUCH SKITS
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FAMILY DAY
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THE OMNIBOSS
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THE JANITOR
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Sunday is "Family Day" at Advertouch
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UPCOMING EPISODES AND SKITS!
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EPISODE 1: THE PARTY'S OVER
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EPISODE 2: A DAY AT THE OFFICE
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Tony's career as an independent musician is taking off until the government decides to eliminate all regulations restricting corporations in order to stimulate the economy.
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Tony's new life of working 12 hrs a day in an office with strange and frightening coworkers compares rather unfavourably to his old life of playing music, travelling, hanging out all day with friends and doing whatever he wanted whenever he wanted
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EPISODE 5: DOGGYSTYLE
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EPISODE 6: SEX LEGS
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Tony gets his mojo back and celebrates with an act of creative destruction.
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Tony has an intimate encounter on the way home from the grocery store
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EPISODE 3: THIS IS YOUR LIFE, TONY
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EPISODE 4: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELLRIDE
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After several months of working 12 hrs a day, 6 days a week at Advertouch, Tony's morale is low. The Boss has a little motivational talk with him about his attitude.
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At home, Tony dreams of all the love his work family has for him, and he wakes up extra motivated by the motivational reprimand he just received.
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EPISODE 7: RENT CONTROL
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EPISODE 8: ALBERTS
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Having just quit his job, Tony is in unemployment bliss, recording new songs, masturbating, busking and playing tiny gigs to scrape by ... until he gets a surprise in the mail
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Now living in a gentrified homeless shelter/yuppie café, Tony gets a surprising job offer from Albert, the CEO and owner of Advertouch, which he quit by handing in a pornographic dog food ad (Episode 5).
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EPISODE 9: EXTREME MAKEOVER
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EPISODE 10: ADVERTUSH
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As instructed by Albert, Tony gets an extreme makeover to get ready for life on the cutting edge at Advertush.
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"Plus ça change, plus ça reste pareil" - yet nothing can prepare one for life in the social jungle known as Advertush.
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EPISODE 11: COLLEAGUES
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EPISODE 12: SURVEILLANCE
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Xarah and Zhen-Zhen suss out the new guy. Tony learns the advantages of having his own private office. The Premier abolishes rent control.
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Albert needs Yosz to help him with an identification projection solution to keep Advertush at the vanguard of the industry.
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EPISODE 13: PENIS
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EPISODE 14: AD CAMPAIGNS
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Yosz gets a large surprise when he shows off the surveillance footage of Advertush he's compiled to his dinner dates
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Tony gets a new assignment, and produces.
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EPISODE 15: CAVEMEN
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EPISODE 16: FASHION
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Yosz is tortured by Tony's growing popularity, as well as by the awareness that Tony's penis is bigger than his. The Tushies pick up on his anger and let loose.
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Yosz needs a little something to keep him at the cutting edge of the bleeding scimitar edge of vanguard extreme
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EPISODE 17: THE ALPHA MALE
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EPISODE 18: MR. ASSHOLE
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A new silverback has displaced the old one
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Tony runs into some kids eating his poo poo products that give him pause about what he does for a living
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EPISODE 19: GLUCOSE GUILT
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EPISODE 20: BUY IT NOW
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Back a work, Tony's encounter with diabetic children has dampened his alpha male high.
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Tony, the Advertushies and the staff of other competing ad agencies attend a motivational seminar by marketing guru/philosopher Dr. Will Pebblestone wherein they learn the secrets of life, and how to assimilate immgrants and prevent terrorism
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EPISODE 21: EXTREME WEATHER
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EPISODE 22: SWEATSHOP LOVE
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On the way home from Dr. Pebblestone's motivational seminar, Tony has to deal with climate change extreme weather. Tony finds good use for his "scrote'n'tote"
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Tony is not in good shape for his presentation on how to use advertising to combat sweatshop stigma in the sneaker industry. Someone else picks up the slack with a surprise appearance and a stirring presentation
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EPISODE 23: WELCOME BACK YOSZ
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The Advertushies have a Welcome Back Kotter day in order to celebrate Yosz' triumphant return to alpha male status. Secure in his dominant position, Yosz has a little one on one with Tony about his attitude
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DOGGYSTYLE CAFTERIA
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THE JANITOR
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KRAFTWERK KAFETERIA
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ADVERTUSH SKITS
DELETED SCENES/ALTERNATE PLOTLINE
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1. ALCOHOL AND PORNO
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2. THE LANDLORD
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3. REVENGE AND STANDUP COMEDY
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After Tony gets fired in Episode 23, he comes home to get drunk and masturbate, but he wakes up to surprises twice in a row.
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Tony pleads with his landlord for a delay in implementing a hefty rent increase.
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Tony channels Rodney Dangerfield, Captain Kirk, Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby as he walks around the neighbourhood drunk, waiting for Yosz' daily schlog.
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ADVERTUSH DELETED SCENES
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RIGHT WING TONY
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WELCOME BACK KOTTER JOKE
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SWEATHOGS
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EPISODE 24: GET OCCUPIED
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EPILOGUE
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COMING SOON... |
COMING SOON...
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Fired and homeless, Tony reconnects with former colleagues and friends in the same situation, and finds a meaningful use for his talents, as well as meaning in his life.
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ALTERNATE ENDING
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COMING SOON...
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The powers that be execute their brilliant plan to defeat the protest movement
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