I’m Daniel Bitton
I made Tony Ezzy Gets a Job
I make Dick Hatenberg
I make pee and poo on a daily basis
I was in Tony Ezzy and the Masters of the Universe band. Many front row audience members saw my penis.
I was in the Ruthless Cosmopolitans. We used to play two songs at once.
I was Johnny Haggis
I will make wikipedia pages for all these things
I wrote this
I do stand up comedy. It makes people uncomfortable.
I’m in law school
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